: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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