umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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