Dual....:-)
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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