carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Alive.
So much puke
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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