its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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