pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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