My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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