Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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