i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
then he tried to convert me to islam
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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