My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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