I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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