so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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