Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
