Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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