Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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