So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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