wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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