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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.

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(917): View more from New York City

She saved the condom from the first time we did it.

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(716): View more from New York

you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.

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(614): View more from Ohio

He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.

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(587): View more from Alberta

It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.

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(347): View more from New York

I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?

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(407): View more from Florida

He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...

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(216): View more from Ohio

If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.

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