Banned from zoo.
Again?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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