I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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