Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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