That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
