Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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