Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Boobs are out for the taking
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
