And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Gay?
German.
Pity.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
