sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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