I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So much rum. So many feels.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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