sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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