i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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