He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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