Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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