thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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