The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
