Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She's the barista slut.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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