Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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