I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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