I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He passed out mid-signature
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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