So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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