We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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