Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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