i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
handjob tips. give me some.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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