It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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