Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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