It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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