Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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