so that wasnt chicken after all
no, he came in my armpit
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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