That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
there is puke in my bra ... again
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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