he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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