would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just found puke in my bra..
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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