STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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