honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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