youre lurking in front of me
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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