i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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