Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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