I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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