her vagine was all disorganized.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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